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[08 Oct 2009|03:32am] |
Allow me to discuss the merits of being a drunk pile of shit at age 27.
Good.
I have been on unemployment for nearly a year. In the past 11 months, I have accustomed myself to being the most fantastically-useless pile of shit in the world. My greatest understatement is to tell you that I have spent six out of seven nights drunk as shit. I am currently wasted, and this will continue for about a month, by my estimate.
Anyhow, I'd like to note that I regret nothing with regards to wasting anyone's time or money. I paid into this system, with many more dollars than I have since absorbed, and I intend to buttfuck it for as long as possible.
I have been able to spend the majority of my days with my son, and most nights, essentially, on alcoholic vacation. I also got to start a shitty band.
Anyways, I'm rambling.... Good night at 3:35 am.
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[02 Jun 2009|02:25am] |
Well, Mayhem pretty much slayed last night. Seeing 13 year olds with goofy corpsepaint soured it a bit..... But whatever, it was killer. Hellhammer still plays way fast, and there was plenty of good shit in the set. But...no "Funeral Fog". Gay.
Anyway, bummin over shit.
Oh, and I gave aother dude AIDS and stuff. Intentionally. I'm gonna do it again. Yeah! Take that faggots! No government agency can stop this GRID. FUCK YOU!
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| I signed up for BugShare.org |
[29 May 2009|08:09pm] |
Awesome...
Feeling his hot poz cock pumping in and out of me was in describeable, every thrust was sending me to heaven,
When he finally came it was like he hadnt cum in weeks, over filling from my bloodly ass he asked me to cum home with him, i jumped at the chance....
6 months later i find out im poz, we are still together fucking each other and other young hot neg boys, i even found out that my hot blond 19 year old got pozzed, so now the 3 of us fuck around pozzing as many guys as we can......
Hot times and i have never looked back.
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[16 May 2009|03:55am] |
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Regular cable TV is weird. I've really just watched movies every once in a while for 2 years. No cable. Bearded.
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[21 Feb 2009|05:56am] |
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sCHLEN reminder!
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[09 Feb 2009|05:11am] |
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Being unemployed is becoming steadily less awesome.
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[23 Jan 2009|01:51am] |
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The worst shit happens to the nicest people. Thanks, God, for reminding me that you're a retarded fairy tale.
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[06 Jan 2009|10:49pm] |
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Drinking Chimay Grand Reserve right now, and damn.......delicious. Three Spaten Oktoberfests after that. AIRPRANE MEWSEE-UM tomorrow. Jacob is gonna be stoked. I miss him. Not having a job rules.
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[06 Jan 2009|03:51am] |
Not to beat on some shit that happened three months ago, but I really should have gone more insane when I saw this band.
Had a fun 20 seconds tonight. Hooray.
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[13 Dec 2008|02:40am] |
Watching Last King of Scotland. Good movie.
When suffering my own petty problems, which seem innumerable, it is comforting to embezzle the real miseries of...pretty much any old African shithole.
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[04 Oct 2008|03:06am] |
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My Bloody Valentine was awesome. What's weird is how much I liked the pre-Loveless stuff. I've heard it just a few times, but it is way rockin. I need to get in on that more.
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[30 Sep 2008|04:21am] |
What a fucking sad sack you are...
OK, so I just ate crickets. Life sucks, but damn, properly-seasoned crickets are damn tasty.
Also, this is me about to piss my poker skills back onto the tables.
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[30 Sep 2008|03:48am] |
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Ginn is God.
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[26 Sep 2008|04:46am] |
I need to get my fucking shit together. Damn.
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[25 Sep 2008|03:23am] |
I just tore into the Spa's 1/3 NL game. No obscene amount of money, but a nice chunk of the table. As a bonus, I managed to felt and piss off some rich asshole. Being as how I'm kinda poor, that rules.
I'd set it all on fire to get back what I've lost (personally, not financially) in the last 6 months. Talk about a hollow victory....
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[20 Sep 2008|02:20am] |
I stumbled upon Angelina Jolie, super naked and hot. She wanted a massage, or something, or maybe I just saw her and felt like coping a feel.....Anyway, I started stroking her awesome body and brushed loose a mole. It had some gnarly gross hair.
I was like, "Well that's gross, but whatever, it's a mole. She's still hot."
Then I noticed she had some asshole hair. Not just a little friendly bit of soft fur, but huge 5 inch Brundelfly hairs. My dream hard-on faded really quickly. Then I woke up.
What could it mean???
Also, Carcass last night was one of my favorite shows evar.
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[13 Sep 2008|02:07am] |
Not being on vacation sucks. Actually, vacation itself was kind of a letdown. I mean, I drank a lot. Big shit.
Not working did rule, though....As did beer pong.
Also, my old couches contain extra hangover power. BEWARE.
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[27 Aug 2008|04:01am] |
TrumpNit: how cute are u monster
Administrator: 99+R FPP 2x-turbo to the $1 Million Turbo Takedown begins in 5 minutes! Register now at T103629220 under the Tourney/All tab.
TrumpNit: are u a gay guy
TrumpNit: thinkin your a gir;l
Dealer: druscha has a flush, King high
Dealer: druscha has 8,7,5,2,A for Lo
Dealer: @||CELERAF has a pair of Queens
Dealer: @||CELERAF has 7,4,3,2,A for Lo
Monsterod: wait. let me check
Dealer: TrumpNit has two pair, Aces and Sevens
Dealer: TrumpNit has 7,5,4,2,A for Lo
Dealer: Game #19933715529: druscha wins Hi pot (560) with a flush, King high
Dealer: Game #19933715529: @||CELERAF wins Lo pot (560) with 7,4,3,2,A
Monsterod: nope. thats a ***** down there
TrumpNit: ?
@||CELERAF: pls
@||CELERAF: belive me
TrumpNit: you got any pics
Monsterod: ya.
Dealer: TrumpNit, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
TrumpNit: i want soem more pics of you beautiful girl
Monsterod: n00dz too
TrumpNit: celerafd
@||CELERAF: IS MY PHOTO
@||CELERAF: FINISH
Monsterod: ya right
@||CELERAF: and point
TrumpNit: what?
TrumpNit: WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT
Dealer: Monsterod has a full house, Jacks full of Aces
Dealer: Game #19933730799: Monsterod wins Hi pot (1080) with a full house, Jacks full of Aces
Dealer: Game #19933730799: There is no low hand
Monsterod: what?
TrumpNit: WHAT?
Monsterod: WHAT?!?!
TrumpNit: WHAT?>1?13221342
TrumpNit: LOL
TrumpNit: HA1
Dealer: TrumpNit, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
TrumpNit: MONSTERROD?
Monsterod: you chat 2 much cutee
Dealer: TrumpNit, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
TrumpNit: IM BORED
TrumpNit: SRY
@||CELERAF: not speak english
@||CELERAF: lol
TrumpNit: YES U DO
Monsterod: just stay away euro***** he's all mine
Dealer: TrumpNit, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
TrumpNit: YOU JUST TYPED NOT SPEAK ENGLISH
TrumpNit: AND LOL
Dealer: ssimce has a straight, Three to Seven
Dealer: ssimce has 7,6,5,4,3 for Lo
Dealer: TrumpNit has a pair of Sevens
Dealer: TrumpNit has 7,5,4,2,A for Lo
Dealer: Game #19933747411: ssimce wins Hi pot (480) with a straight, Three to Seven
Dealer: Game #19933747411: TrumpNit wins Lo pot (480) with 7,5,4,2,A
TrumpNit: MONSTER WHAT DO U LOOK LIKE
Monsterod: lol im short
TrumpNit: BLONDE
TrumpNit: ?
Monsterod: nope
Monsterod: darker
TrumpNit: black
Monsterod: ya
Monsterod: im mexicant
TrumpNit: brown
TrumpNit: yum
TrumpNit: mexican
TrumpNit: mmm mmmm mmmmmm
Dealer: My Friend 53, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Monsterod: lol. that turn u on?
TrumpNit: mons
TrumpNit: im mexican
Monsterod: hi papi
TrumpNit: yes mamma
Dealer: TrumpNit, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: TrumpNit, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
TrumpNit: only a lil mex
Dealer: TrumpNit, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
druscha: se fue la rubia
Monsterod: I need a lotta mex daddy
TrumpNit: more irish
Dealer: Monsterod has Lo: 8,7,5,2,A
Dealer: druscha has Lo: T,9,7,3,A
Dealer: Game #19933784201: Monsterod wins pot (260) with Lo: 8,7,5,2,A
Monsterod: oh wiat pappacito
TrumpNit: im here gorgeous
Dealer: TrumpNit, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: Regular time for player TrumpNit has expired, TIME BANK has been activated
Monsterod: oh papi, I'm a white dude, and you're super gay
TrumpNit: mon mon
Dealer: TrumpNit, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: TrumpNit, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: TrumpNit, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
TrumpNit: im a lesbian buddy
Monsterod: TWIST ENDING!!!!
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